..a wanna be detective

..the problem with having intelligent friends... is that they try to work things out that they are not supposed to know LOL one of my friends(well two actually) have done some super-sleuthing.. or at least tried to..i received a completely out of the blue text message today from a friend asking me a question.. that may or may not have been true.. however..the fact remains that these people are trying to work out the answer.... i was somewhat surprised!!!!!

so as to my run(competing) for tomorrow..i have been advised that i can run the 800m if i am prepared to forgo my pride and run a 3min-ish 800m(i have never ever ever in my whole life run slower than 3 mins for an 800m :( even when i was 9years old) and then maybe a 400(AND THE RELAY) however i did decide to be completely sensible and said if i was advised to not run, then i wouldnt run..actually it was quite funny..i was rung up and this is how the call went......
.you know the 3000m steeple..well you cant run it....
..the 100m you cant run it! (this actually is about the level of my sense of humour-i should sooo teach primary school...
..heres a primary school joke(and maths)
.what did the zero say to the eight
..nice belt..LOL ..cute and clean
..gotta go buy some wine..although was contemplating going out(except for the fact i didnt organise myself and still havent...oopsies..) am still considering what to do
..hopefully whatever i do..i wont ever make a drunken post like last time... um that has definitely elicited some comments from people..oopsies..ummm and it was a TAD embaraasing..im still hoping LOTS of people forgot to read(although a bit hard when jh,.....posts a LINK to it on his blog plthththththththththht)

how do you stop a mole digging up the garden...
..hide the shovel......LOL

whats orange and sounds like a parrot
..a carrot...LOL

..what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill....
..here come the elephants (lol this one kills me)

..what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over hte hill wearing sunnies???
..nothing.... he didnt recognise them ...LOL

okay ill stop..i got millions of the little buggers!!!