Monday, September 21, 2009

..lol-i changed what 'should have been the name of the post!

i was going to just call yesterdays post "poo" but decided not to entitle is such! hehe...but (and if youre squeamish, skip the next paragraph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
..i went out for the run about 10 having had some eggs for brekky. I factor a toilet stop into every run within the first 20 mins.Anyway -about 6 mis into my run(legs were heavy but it wasnt so bad) my belly started to tell me i need to go 'err number 2's" i kinda ignored it and ran through bunny land(hehe i saw 2 bunnies...and thankfully ZERO snakes(im super duper paranoid about snakes..cos yes i know its a long shot, but im one of those freak people that FREAk things happen to(i know i have mentioned b4) but short version, needle in belly for 10 years, hit by tram, smashed out teeth with kneeboard,tripped over chain then got cellulitis -and um a MILLION other things!!!!!!!!!!!)
anyway, 20mins in my belly started really flip flopping and i started to get VERY worried.. im trying not to be too informative, but there was clenching..i actually thought i might poop my pants. i had to walk a couple of times at the 32 min mark..i got home at 36min and NEARLY didnt make it...OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i went out again... an after about 6mins when i was trying to not freak out about the swooping bird(wasnt swooping today) i stepped in DOG POO...d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then i turned around just before hte poo tree...(lol-yep i actually had to poop under a tree once!!!!!!!! and it is now called the poo tree) so my run was predominantly centred around poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so 68 minsAt about 50mins my glute started playing up but i thought---aaah its ok.. 58-60mins i started thinking about the fact that this glute was the precursor to the 'foot drop' of 2006 and then decided i should walk...but then it still hurt just as much to walk and it would take longer so i figured running would be beter as it would be quicker-and I ICED as soon as i got home and took a super anti inflamm..i pondered to stu whether i should take 2 -one for the back and one for the glute...lol-it was a joke!!!!!

then out shoppping with the boys....i certainlly convinced stu's middle child im a clumsy gal, in the morning when making breakfast the packet of herbs fell upon my head sending herbs everywhere. When we were in target i bent ovet o help K with his laces and my pants got caught on one of the racks and i had to be helped free...D though tit was wquite funny and said i nearly got sold for $3.06
we had a nice day with the boys and then went over to our friends house. its great-again not the greatest house guest..>LOL...i was dry retching very loudly...but in my defence they were talking about dead peoples smelly juices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
...then a GREAT day today..40min run in the WATER(see im doing as i said) followed by a walk with a great gf-although the DOG was obsessed by me and kept trying to LICK me(maybe it was the chlorine) so we went for an hour walk, then i did clinical pilates(and the legs were chaking-they felt well and truly worked) then i cooked lasagne for stu and it was EDIBLE-fancy that :) and started my super hard jigsaw-and thats really about it...hehe breathe jojo..so great day...
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE being on holidays...but and i know this will sound weird, but i wouldnt want to be on holidays forever(in the 5 week break, im usually ready to go back)

2 comments:

Em said...

Poo and dead people's juices, remind me not to read your blog during morning tea again lol

Too cold for snakes at the moment, but yeah, if it's gonna happen it's gonna happen to you so stay away from long grass come summer ;-)

Andrew(ajh) said...

LOL at the thought of you hanging off that rack in Target!

Jackie licks me a lot when I've been swimming too.